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By Gabby

Grinds from the rumor mill: FORE! It is being said that the Gravity Gardens guru has temporarily suspended park building & coaster design to take up miniature golf. Will Tiger Woods have some competition?

Silence echoes from the forums of a certain nude coaster “buff”. Insiders report this absence is due to a tour of Sin City. We can only hope that no one gets arrested for indecent exposure on the Vegas “Strip”.

Gabby’s Garbage: The results are in! The Fashion Police have made their choices on the Best & Worst Dressed. Winner for best dressed is Vito V. for his dashing ensemble of blue shirt and brown pants, designed for the thrill seeking guest by Peep Lauren, with spiky hair done by Peep Hair Studios. Loser is Alan J. for his too casual blue shirt and brown pants purchased from Peep-Mart. The spiky hairstyle by Wind Blown Designs did nothing to set him apart from the rest of the crowd.

On a sad note: The Margaritaville Mechanics have been banned from participating in this season’s Central Park RCT Baseball league. Whispers are that this boycott is due to rampant alcoholism throughout the team. Could this be true?

The next 30 days can bring you disaster or adventure. Choose your words carefully. Your natural born leadership skills are needed during this time. Your aggressive nature may need to be "softened" during this period to get your point across. Stay away from ghost trains, they may bring misfortune...such as a loose bolt to the head.

Your brashness is going to come into contact with an Aries this time frame. Watch yourself, you probably wont win this time. Being you are a grounded Taurus you will take this in stride, but wont forget! Your love of fine food, music, and romance wont be a dud in the next 30 days, infact it could be in abundance! Keep your feet stable this month or you may fly off the enterprise!

Your over abundance of intelligence will help in the next 30 days. Use it wisely, someone is in need. If your brains become to arrogant you will have a very angry peep. You enjoy good conversations over your favorite beverage and yearn to learn more about the people next to you. This is a great trait to have in the next 30 days, it will take you far. Enjoy a tentacle that is larger than your body this month, and thanks to the deep blue sea this is now a possibility!!

Ahh my dear crab, the next 30 days may not be the best to leave your house. This, however, is not a bad thing since you are somewhat of a "homebody". Your friends will want you to go out and play, but be selective. The wrong play partner will bring your world to come crashing down. Be a good sport and go out sometimes...but be very choosy! To help your over moody nature, try riding a wooden coaster a couple of hundred times (cash machine nearby of course). That will shake it out of you!

Leo Leo Leo, try not to be your normal vain self this time frame. It will cost you. On a good note your showy, dramatic, impulsive, and sunny behavior will be a welcome change to a crabby Crab. If your of legal drinking age during this time indulge yourself...if not enjoy a fine drink from drinks stall1...or drinks stall2

Your analytical mind will "wow" and amaze your friends. You may want to fight the urge to over organize this month...your underwear drawer does not need to be sorted according to brand name in alphabetical order...be cautious. You may find it hard to be practical this time frame, but do not fret...after all who knows more than you about practicalities! If you cant find Mine Train Coaster1...look at your map, again.

Oh my dear indecisive Libra. You have many choices to make...do you go for romance, or make a clean break. Do you eat the sandwich, or have the special. Your balance is out of control, let loose and have a little fun. A Sagittarius may help you work out this over analytical nature of yours...but not for long. Can't decide between Crooked House1 or Spiral Slide1? Easy decision to make, go home and read a book..if you can't decide on these you shouldn't be at a theme park!

You emotions are intense and at times, out of control. Someone will hurt you, and someone will surprise you this time frame. Sometimes a Scorpio's sting can really hurt because you tend to not be very forgiving. This time frame...loosen up a bit and host a party, this could be where your surprise is coming from! Your ability to see peoples "unspoken" words may misfire, read gestures more carefully than your natural ability allows. The Cotton Candy from Cotton Candy Stall1 is a real good value!

Your ability to adapt is amazing! You seek others opinions and will go to no lengths to get truth and find out what makes others tick. Your next 30 days seem bright and optimistic, but be warned that impulsive nature will get you into trouble during this time if you do not keep it in check. Try to not spend more than 3 years at the same theme park in one visit...you need change remember!

Your career oriented nature is about to pay off. This time frame will be good for you to look for a new job, ask for that raise, or even make the boss a cup of coffee. You tend to put off entertainment and friends for your career or potential career. In the next 30 days take at least some time for these friends and ignore the job "thing" once in a while. Make an Aries day this month...it will pay off. Sorry pal, Ferris Wheel1 is FAR too intense for you!

Love is in the air dear Aquarius....you know what to do. Get the air freshner out and remove that nasty love smell! You prefer lots and lots of friends, but not that keen in the love game. You have a knack to botch things up, and when love is in the air this month..BOTCH IT UP! It isn't going to be the lover interest that is going to work out anyhow. You will get lost and wont be able to find the exit...beware of large silver pinchers!

Hello my day dreamy, openhearted fish you. Your knack of relying on instinct rather than facts or logic are going to pay off big time. Those around you who constantly scream "look at the facts" will be wrong in the next 30 days...and after word there will be nothing better than a good gloating session huh? Your creative side is always at a high, but not during the next 30 days..dont feel bad, you'll bounce back! Sip a Sujongkwa in line for a floorless coaster...TRUST!