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Wanted: New handyman, must be willing to clean puke and empty garbage. If you are hired and fail to do the tasks, well you can always do what the last guy did. GO SWIMMING. Please apply at Xman's Parks. |
YOU: brown pants, blue shirt, average height/build/face/hair/& eyes, green balloon, sunglasses, and eating a giant squid in line for the URCT coaster. ME: brown pants, green shirt, average height/build/face/hair/& eyes, cuddly toy, and black and white umbrella. Behind you in line for the URCT coaster. Want to get to know you better. Call the personals line extension 5543 ask for AlanJ |
Slightly Used Enterprise: Contact Vorrtex24 for details. 1200 riders so far, maintained every 10 minutes and colored Green and Orange. Fits best in your tropical scenery. Call today! Note, must have a mechanic that can find it! |
| Help Wanted: Mechanic’s needed immediately!! Leafy lake would like to hire at least ONE mechanic who can find the darn monorail. Inquire today! | Looking for love in all the wrong Queues: Coaster enthusiast with an intensity tolerance between 4-6 and low nausea rating seeks similar for thrilling coaster rides, romantic swan boat trips, and lots of laughs over lemonade! Call the personals line, EXT 2490, ask for Queue | |
